Trumpet jokes

here are some trumpet jokes

In an emergency a jazz trumpeter was hired to do some solos with a symphony orchestra. Everything went fine through the first movement, when she had some really hair-raising solos, but in the second movement she started improvising madly when she wasn’t supposed to play at all.
After the concert the conductor came round looking for an explanation. She said, “I looked in the score and it said ‘tacit’– so I took it!”

What’s the difference between a trumpet and a chain saw?
Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.

How do trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
“Hi. Nice to meet you. I’m better than you.”

How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how Louis Armstrong would have done it.

How do you get a trumpet player to play fff?
Write mp on the part.

What’s the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
About three decibels.

I hope you liked this post and that you had a good laugh. Please send in any more jokes in the comments box and as long as there not rude i will put them up. please tell some other people about this if you liked it.

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